在学习一门外语的过程中，幽默其实是最难学会的。而使用一门外语时，最难的事情莫过于用这门外语讲笑话了，因为幽默的微妙之处是最难把握拿捏的。
但是幽默又最能集中表现一个人外语水平的高低，同时幽默总能够使人产生兴趣，兴趣又是最好的老师。所以鹰流英语成功学，建议你从幽默入手，开始你的英语学习。无论是阅读和学习一些简短的小笑话小故事，还是尝试去将这些幽默故事笑话讲述和表演出来，都会帮助你在英语学习的道路上，慢慢积累成功的果实。
动用你的笑神经，利用你的幽默细胞，不要想自己在学英语，而是在使用英语，在学习幽默。英语真的就是a piece of cake.
通过幽默与笑话来学习英语，不仅不用害怕丢脸，因为反正这是另一门语言，犯错误是很正常的事情。而且通过卖弄英语幽默可以增加个人说英语的自信和成就感。同时，在学习和使用英语幽默笑话的过程里，你已经开始接触和体会到隐藏在英语语言背后的英语文化的魅力了。
现在就请欣赏下面这篇 9 words women use 吧：
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm... This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.