有时候由于文化的差异，我们可能很难领会英语笑话中的笑点。所以，超级英语有不有趣，怎么翻译也是一门学问。



1、 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

海豚可聪明了你知道不？只要驯养几个星期，它们就能让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。

2、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

如果4/5的人在忍受腹泻的痛苦，那剩下1/5咋回事？很享受吗？

3、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果；智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。

意译a: 知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。

意译b: 所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧告诉你这终还是男女有别~

4、A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

a. 下棋，我不行；玩跆拳道，电脑不行！

b. 下象棋电脑把我玩得团团转，拳击我能把机箱踹得七零八散！

5、I didn"t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian。

老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端，不是为了成为一个素食者。

6、A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

公车站呀公车停。火车站呀火车停。俺桌上有个工作站…

7、If I agreed with you we"d both be wrong.

要是我听你的，咱俩就都2B了。