我的英文不过关


最重要的时刻,我为什么讲英语?

 

司马南/文

      人生最重要的时刻,我讲英语。算起来,大约有两回。

      一次是向女友求婚的时候,只讲了三个单字,I love you 她就崩溃了。原来,英语这么重要。

      另外一次,就是昨晚,我即兴编了一小段。http://sinaurl.cn/h4xrur

      我的英文不咋地,正式场合拿不出手,说起英语来,英国人皱眉头,美国人皱眉头,这我知道。但是,我偏偏不服气。这一回,有一段重要的全世界关注的英文,我认定英国人、美国人,挪威人也编的不咋地,于是自告奋勇给他们编了一下,估计是编的比较好,遭到世俗的妒忌了,我在梦里听到一片鹦鹉的骂声。

      鹦鹉,尤其是美国的鹦鹉,英语比我好是事实,但是,他们那是学人的话,没有自己的思想。http://sinaurl.cn/h4xrur

 

The most important moment in life, I speak English

Sima Nan / text

      
The most important moment of life, and I speak English. Looking back, about two back.

      
One is to marry his girlfriend when they talk about the three words, I love you she collapsed. The original, English is so important.

      
Another one, that is, last night, I compiled a short improvisation. http://sinaurl.cn/h4xrur

      
My English is not ye, the formal occasions Nabuchushou, spoke English, the British frown, Americans frown, I know. But I chose not convinced. This time, there is a major concern around the world in English, I found the British, Americans, Norwegians are not prepared to loud noise, then volunteered to give their code a bit better estimates compiled, was secular jealous, and I heard a parrot in a dream condemning.

      
Parrots, parrots, especially the United States, English better than me is true, but they are learning that people say, without their own ideas. http://sinaurl.cn/h4xrur